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Yo tell your follower that I have no idea who they are and thus they are not allowed to reblog that "I say great things about Harry Potter" post. That post was about me. *I* say great things about Harry Potter. Not that random person who I've never seen say anything about Harry Potter. You have seen me say great things and said great things yourself and so you are also who that post was about but they need to not.

Definitely. I will get right on that.

minionier:

lupinswilly:

Does anyone else think that maybe Steve Carlsberg is Cecil’s ex-boyfriend or something, and that’s why he hates him so much? 

Many people have headcanon’d it, so many that it’s gotten to the point where a few people have had to discuss how ‘Steve Carlsberg must be Cecil’s ex’ being super prevalent is kinda meh because the instinct to assume that men who are attracted to other men are only relating to other men via attraction is a homophobic instinct and there’s been a bit of a countermovement listing all the ways in which Steve Carlsberg has committed offences against Cecil that have nothing to do with them even knowing each other particularly well let alone any past or present attraction.

Which, y’know, hasn’t stopped me from having it as my headcanon but it’s an important thing to note and self reflect on.

I understand this as a point, but there are a lot of guys in Night Vale (You know, like John Peters? The farmer?) that people don’t assume a relationship with. 
I don’t think that Steve Carlsberg being Cecil’s ex is Definite and the Headcanon to End All Headcanons, but I think it’s definitely a possibility. 
That being said, Night Vale being Night Vale, we could figure out that Steve Carlsberg is who Cecil turns into every other Full Moon. 

So this just happened. 

minionier:

equalseleventhirds:

dr-squish:

ARE YOU SERIOUS SUPERMAN

nO BUT
IN THE COMIC BOOK CANON
BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS INVULNERABLE HE CAN’T EVEN GET A REGULAR HAIR CUT OR ANYTHING
HE HAS TO USE HIS SUPER POWERS TO SHAVE BECAUSE A NORMAL RAZOR WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT
IT’S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS PIECES OF CANON I CANNOT SAY THE MOST RIDICULOUS BECAUSE SUPERBOY ONCE USED HIS BREATH TO MOVE THE EARTH INTO ITS PROPERORBIT

Man now I wish I had bothered to save that “if I had a week I couldn’t explain all the reasons that wouldn’t work” .gif of Batman making fun of Superman for wanting to move the Earth out of the way of an impending asteroid collision.

You mean this one? 

minionier:

equalseleventhirds:

dr-squish:

ARE YOU SERIOUS SUPERMAN

nO BUT

IN THE COMIC BOOK CANON

BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS INVULNERABLE HE CAN’T EVEN GET A REGULAR HAIR CUT OR ANYTHING

HE HAS TO USE HIS SUPER POWERS TO SHAVE BECAUSE A NORMAL RAZOR WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT

IT’S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS PIECES OF CANON I CANNOT SAY THE MOST RIDICULOUS BECAUSE SUPERBOY ONCE USED HIS BREATH TO MOVE THE EARTH INTO ITS PROPERORBIT

Man now I wish I had bothered to save that “if I had a week I couldn’t explain all the reasons that wouldn’t work” .gif of Batman making fun of Superman for wanting to move the Earth out of the way of an impending asteroid collision.

You mean this one? 

minionier replied to your post: What is your zombie plan of attack?

I thought this was going to turn into plants vs zombies but then it was realistic and I am not disappoint.

Fantastic! I am glad when I don’t disappoint you. 

We should really talk more, Minionier. 

So, what seems like aeons ago, I put together a gifset of people slapping The Doctor for Minionier.

Do any of you have ones you can add? 

Hi there! I'm new to tumblr (as a person with an actual tumblr, I've been stalking people for a while.) Do you have any suggestions for people to follow?

Yes! 

John Green
Hank Green 
Neil Gaiman 
Grey DeLisle 

Minionier 
CatherineAddington 
Tripleness
IWouldRatherBBC
TheBartolonomicron 
FictionalFix 
LittlePixieGirl 


I feel like that’s good for now. You’ll find more on your own through them!
Good luck!

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I demand MANY BABIES. GIVE THEM TO ME. Also, they must remain babies. None of that toddler crap, let alone any older.

We can create BABY MILLS! WE CAN GET THEM TO RUN ON HAMSTER WHEELS TO GENERATE CLEAN ENERGY! 

Wow. Nature is fantastically bizarre, but also really, really interesting.

minionier replied to your post: I don’t know how to tell people that I like Doctor Who but I haven’t been a fan of Tennant. I’m afraid all my Whovian friends will hate me :(

HSDJFKHDSFDSF YOU TAGGED ME YOU ARE GLORIOUS I AM LAUGHING REALLY HARD.

Why wouldn’t I tag you? 

minionier:

alwaysthenewgirl:

goodtimesguide:

alwaysthenewgirl:

goodtimesguide:

CAN I JUST BRAG ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW IS GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH ME?

Okay, thanks, bye.

CAN I JUST BRAG THAT I’M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH THIS GORGEOUS GIRL (who apparently doesn’t know herself because she’s obviously the prettiest girl ever)?

Because I am. And I’m super excited.

It’s not a big deal or anything, but you’re really perfect. 

I’m really not. You, on the other hand, are practically perfect in every way.

Am I allowed to ship this or

I ship it. I ship basically everything. 
 Hell, I shipped Brynnionier before it was a thing. 

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I don't know how to tell people that I like Doctor Who but I haven't been a fan of Tennant. I'm afraid all my Whovian friends will hate me :(

minionier replied to your post: minionier replied to your post: panicponderland: I…

Also haven’t explained why Face of Bo is able to die considering Jack’s not.

We think Jack can’t die. We have no idea whether the not dying thing decays over time. 
*shrug*
 Can’t explain ‘em all.  

minionier replied to your post: panicponderland: I just really want to know how…

Still haven’t explained the “giant.”

 locationplanetearth reblogged your post: panicponderland: I just really want to know how…

How did his face get so giant?

Growth over time? Head in a jar? 

Like those little pill things from when we were younger that would expand into dinosaurs and lobsters and heads when left in water?  

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