ARE YOU SERIOUS SUPERMAN
IN THE COMIC BOOK CANON
BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS INVULNERABLE HE CAN’T EVEN GET A REGULAR HAIR CUT OR ANYTHING
HE HAS TO USE HIS SUPER POWERS TO SHAVE BECAUSE A NORMAL RAZOR WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT
Man now I wish I had bothered to save that “if I had a week I couldn’t explain all the reasons that wouldn’t work” .gif of Batman making fun of Superman for wanting to move the Earth out of the way of an impending asteroid collision.
You mean this one?
I thought this was going to turn into plants vs zombies but then it was realistic and I am not disappoint.
Fantastic! I am glad when I don’t disappoint you.
We should really talk more, Minionier.
So, what seems like aeons ago, I put together a gifset of people slapping The Doctor for Minionier.
Do any of you have ones you can add?
I feel like that’s good for now. You’ll find more on your own through them!
We can create BABY MILLS! WE CAN GET THEM TO RUN ON HAMSTER WHEELS TO GENERATE CLEAN ENERGY!
Wow. Nature is fantastically bizarre, but also really, really interesting.
HSDJFKHDSFDSF YOU TAGGED ME YOU ARE GLORIOUS I AM LAUGHING REALLY HARD.
Why wouldn’t I tag you?
CAN I JUST BRAG ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW IS GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH ME?
Okay, thanks, bye.
CAN I JUST BRAG THAT I’M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH THIS GORGEOUS GIRL (who apparently doesn’t know herself because she’s obviously the prettiest girl ever)?
Because I am. And I’m super excited.
It’s not a big deal or anything, but you’re really perfect.
I’m really not. You, on the other hand, are practically perfect in every way.
Am I allowed to ship this or
I ship it. I ship basically everything.
Hell, I shipped Brynnionier before it was a thing.
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Also haven’t explained why Face of Bo is able to die considering Jack’s not.
We think Jack can’t die. We have no idea whether the not dying thing decays over time.
Can’t explain ‘em all.
Still haven’t explained the “giant.”
How did his face get so giant?
Growth over time? Head in a jar?
Like those little pill things from when we were younger that would expand into dinosaurs and lobsters and heads when left in water?
I have no idea! I have pictures of it, but I’ve never been able to find the exact models anywhere. It’s like mine are some bizarre something or other.
And I would join the Henchman’s union.