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minionier: equalseleventhirds: dr-squish: ARE YOU SERIOUS SUPERMAN nO BUT IN THE COMIC BOOK CANON BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS INVULNERABLE HE CAN’T EVEN GET A REGULAR HAIR CUT OR ANYTHING HE HAS TO USE HIS SUPER POWERS TO SHAVE BECAUSE A NORMAL RAZOR WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT IT’S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS PIECES OF CANON I CANNOT SAY THE MOST RIDICULOUS BECAUSE SUPERBOY ONCE USED HIS BREATH TO MOVE THE EARTH INTO ITS PROPERORBIT Man now I wish I had bothered to save that “if I had a week I couldn’t explain all the reasons that wouldn’t work” .gif of Batman making fun of Superman for wanting to move the Earth out of the way of an impending asteroid collision. You mean this one? 

minionier:

equalseleventhirds:

dr-squish:

ARE YOU SERIOUS SUPERMAN

nO BUT

IN THE COMIC BOOK CANON

BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS INVULNERABLE HE CAN’T EVEN GET A REGULAR HAIR CUT OR ANYTHING

HE HAS TO USE HIS SUPER POWERS TO SHAVE BECAUSE A NORMAL RAZOR WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT

IT’S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS PIECES OF CANON I CANNOT SAY THE MOST RIDICULOUS BECAUSE SUPERBOY ONCE USED HIS BREATH TO MOVE THE EARTH INTO ITS PROPERORBIT

Man now I wish I had bothered to save that “if I had a week I couldn’t explain all the reasons that wouldn’t work” .gif of Batman making fun of Superman for wanting to move the Earth out of the way of an impending asteroid collision.

You mean this one? 

minionier replied to your post: What is your zombie plan of attack?

I thought this was going to turn into plants vs zombies but then it was realistic and I am not disappoint.

Fantastic! I am glad when I don’t disappoint you. 

We should really talk more, Minionier. 

So, what seems like aeons ago, I put together a gifset of people slapping The Doctor for Minionier.

Do any of you have ones you can add? 

elephantineserendipity
Hi there! I'm new to tumblr (as a person with an actual tumblr, I've been stalking people for a while.) Do you have any suggestions for people to follow?

Yes! 

John Green
Hank Green 
Neil Gaiman 
Grey DeLisle 

Minionier 
CatherineAddington 
Tripleness
IWouldRatherBBC
TheBartolonomicron 
FictionalFix 
LittlePixieGirl 


I feel like that’s good for now. You’ll find more on your own through them!
Good luck!

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minionier
I demand MANY BABIES. GIVE THEM TO ME. Also, they must remain babies. None of that toddler crap, let alone any older.

We can create BABY MILLS! WE CAN GET THEM TO RUN ON HAMSTER WHEELS TO GENERATE CLEAN ENERGY! 

Wow. Nature is fantastically bizarre, but also really, really interesting.

minionier replied to your post: I don’t know how to tell people that I like Doctor Who but I haven’t been a fan of Tennant. I’m afraid all my Whovian friends will hate me :(

HSDJFKHDSFDSF YOU TAGGED ME YOU ARE GLORIOUS I AM LAUGHING REALLY HARD.

Why wouldn’t I tag you? 

minionier:

alwaysthenewgirl:

goodtimesguide:

alwaysthenewgirl:

goodtimesguide:

CAN I JUST BRAG ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW IS GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH ME?

Okay, thanks, bye.

CAN I JUST BRAG THAT I’M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH THIS GORGEOUS GIRL (who apparently doesn’t know herself because she’s obviously the prettiest girl ever)?

Because I am. And I’m super excited.

It’s not a big deal or anything, but you’re really perfect. 

I’m really not. You, on the other hand, are practically perfect in every way.

Am I allowed to ship this or

I ship it. I ship basically everything. 
 Hell, I shipped Brynnionier before it was a thing. 

Anonymous
I don't know how to tell people that I like Doctor Who but I haven't been a fan of Tennant. I'm afraid all my Whovian friends will hate me :(

minionier replied to your post: minionier replied to your post: panicponderland: I…

Also haven’t explained why Face of Bo is able to die considering Jack’s not.

We think Jack can’t die. We have no idea whether the not dying thing decays over time. 
*shrug*
 Can’t explain ‘em all.  

minionier replied to your post: panicponderland: I just really want to know how…

Still haven’t explained the “giant.”

 locationplanetearth reblogged your post: panicponderland: I just really want to know how…

How did his face get so giant?

Growth over time? Head in a jar? 

Like those little pill things from when we were younger that would expand into dinosaurs and lobsters and heads when left in water?  

minionier
Do you know what kind of typewriter you have? (I ask because I just found out that the Selectric Composer was apparently 3,000+ dollars each in the 70's/80's. Which would be like four times that now, with inflation, and I'm impressed.)

I have no idea! I have pictures of it, but I’ve never been able to find the exact models anywhere. It’s like mine are some bizarre something or other. 

 

minionier
I have an I idea, you distract yourself by doing my physics homework and I won't continue making 3/4s of my arm cry. Y/Y?

Deal? 

minionier
themesbyeris. tumblr. com/themesbyeris Go look at Thescienceofdeduction one. Also, superpower: you can dampen things until they are soggy (but no wetter than that).

I WILL! 

And I would join the Henchman’s union.  

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