Does anyone else think that maybe Steve Carlsberg is Cecil’s ex-boyfriend or something, and that’s why he hates him so much?
Many people have headcanon’d it, so many that it’s gotten to the point where a few people have had to discuss how ‘Steve Carlsberg must be Cecil’s ex’ being super prevalent is kinda meh because the instinct to assume that men who are attracted to other men are only relating to other men via attraction is a homophobic instinct and there’s been a bit of a countermovement listing all the ways in which Steve Carlsberg has committed offences against Cecil that have nothing to do with them even knowing each other particularly well let alone any past or present attraction.
Which, y’know, hasn’t stopped me from having it as my headcanon but it’s an important thing to note and self reflect on.
I understand this as a point, but there are a lot of guys in Night Vale (You know, like John Peters? The farmer?) that people don’t assume a relationship with.
I don’t think that Steve Carlsberg being Cecil’s ex is Definite and the Headcanon to End All Headcanons, but I think it’s definitely a possibility.
That being said, Night Vale being Night Vale, we could figure out that Steve Carlsberg is who Cecil turns into every other Full Moon.
So this just happened.
ARE YOU SERIOUS SUPERMAN
IN THE COMIC BOOK CANON
BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS INVULNERABLE HE CAN’T EVEN GET A REGULAR HAIR CUT OR ANYTHING
HE HAS TO USE HIS SUPER POWERS TO SHAVE BECAUSE A NORMAL RAZOR WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT
Man now I wish I had bothered to save that “if I had a week I couldn’t explain all the reasons that wouldn’t work” .gif of Batman making fun of Superman for wanting to move the Earth out of the way of an impending asteroid collision.
You mean this one?
I thought this was going to turn into plants vs zombies but then it was realistic and I am not disappoint.
Fantastic! I am glad when I don’t disappoint you.
We should really talk more, Minionier.
So, what seems like aeons ago, I put together a gifset of people slapping The Doctor for Minionier.
Do any of you have ones you can add?
I feel like that’s good for now. You’ll find more on your own through them!
We can create BABY MILLS! WE CAN GET THEM TO RUN ON HAMSTER WHEELS TO GENERATE CLEAN ENERGY!
Wow. Nature is fantastically bizarre, but also really, really interesting.
HSDJFKHDSFDSF YOU TAGGED ME YOU ARE GLORIOUS I AM LAUGHING REALLY HARD.
Why wouldn’t I tag you?
CAN I JUST BRAG ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW IS GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH ME?
Okay, thanks, bye.
CAN I JUST BRAG THAT I’M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH THIS GORGEOUS GIRL (who apparently doesn’t know herself because she’s obviously the prettiest girl ever)?
Because I am. And I’m super excited.
It’s not a big deal or anything, but you’re really perfect.
I’m really not. You, on the other hand, are practically perfect in every way.
Am I allowed to ship this or
I ship it. I ship basically everything.
Hell, I shipped Brynnionier before it was a thing.
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Also haven’t explained why Face of Bo is able to die considering Jack’s not.
We think Jack can’t die. We have no idea whether the not dying thing decays over time.
Can’t explain ‘em all.
Still haven’t explained the “giant.”
How did his face get so giant?
Growth over time? Head in a jar?
Like those little pill things from when we were younger that would expand into dinosaurs and lobsters and heads when left in water?
I have no idea! I have pictures of it, but I’ve never been able to find the exact models anywhere. It’s like mine are some bizarre something or other.